Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep. Go the F--k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s profane, affectionate, and radically honest verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, he opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. Due to its explicit language, you probably should not play it for your children. Feel free to share the link to this page with tired parents and other people who could use a good swear and a laugh. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Samuel L. Jackson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/003303/bk_adbl_003303_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Discover the highlights of Kuala Lumpur on a tour ideal for those on transit from the airport or seaport and with less than a day to explore the city.Benefit from a pick-up at Kuala Lumpur International Airport or the cruise terminal at Port Klang and delve into the culture, cuisine, arts, people and architecture of Kuala Lumpur and its surroundings. Start with an excursion to the Batu Caves, a 400-million-year-old cave that is sacred to the Hindu religion. Climb the 272 steps to the entrance, and marvel at the golden statue of Lord Murugan. Proceed to the city center of KL and experience its cosmopolitan life up-close. Admire awe-inspiring structures, such as the Petronas Twin Towers, go to the entertainment hub of the Golden Triangle and see Merdeka ("Independence") Square. Discover remnants of the colonial era at the Mock Tudor buildings of the Royal Selangor Cricket Club. Admire the blend of influences from the east and west at the impressive Kuala Lumpur Railway Station.
As we say: there is an eternal Dostoyevsky in human nature here in St. Petersburg... And you are going to discover why. First we will have a tour to the Dostoevsky museum - apartments with Museum curator. In this apartments Dostoevsky spent two last years of his life. Here there are a lot of original furniture and memorabilia related to his work on display. Dostoevsky grew up deeply Orthodox and we will see the beautiful cathedral of the Vladimir Icon of the Mother of God often visited by Dostoevsky during his last years. Next your guide will take you to the secret places linked to Dostoevsky and his novels. You will see the St.Petersburg slums and the square where Dostoevsky mock execution took place. You will walk in the footsteps of Rodion Raskolnikov, Netochka Nezvanova and other famous characters from Dostoevsky’s stories.
Critically acclaimed comedian Micky Flanagan presents his highly anticipated debut stand-up DVD of his nationwide sell-out ‘Out Out’ tour. One of the UKs hottest comedians, star of Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and The Royal Variety Performance, ruthlessly deconstructs the East End Myth with razor sharp observational wit. He tells a comic tale of a working class upbringing, where alphabetti spaghetti is a luxury. Micky has come a long way since then, thanks to a university education he is now a rare delight – an intellectual cockney. Not bad for the boy from Bethnal Green. Having been nominated for the prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Award for best newcomer, his Radio 4 series What Chance Change? was an instant hit with listeners and critics alike.
Erscheinungsdatum: 01/2003, Medium: Taschenbuch, Einband: Kartoniert / Broschiert, Titel: Entwicklungsbegleitendes Digital Mock-Up im Automobilbau, Autor: Markworth, Roger, Verlag: Shaker Verlag // Shaker, Sprache: Deutsch, Rubrik: Technik // Sonstiges, Seiten: 229, Abbildungen: 69 schwarz-weiße Abbildungen, Reihe: Berichte aus der Konstruktionstechnik, Gewicht: 326 gr, Verkäufer: averdo
Alice has had a lousy life since she left Wonderland. All grown up and trapped in an unhappy marriage, she longs to escape. But when she finally manages to leap through the mirror, she gets one twisted shock after another. Whatever happened to the crazy, charming Wonderland of her youth? This time, the Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, Mock Turtle, Humpty Dumpty, Tweedledum, and Tweedledee are out for blood. Something has warped the magical mystery realm, sending Alice reeling from one close shave to the next. And when she gets her day in the Queen of Hearts' court, the verdict could be even more awful than "Off with her head!" Can a grown-up Alice survive the nightmare and escape her demented Wonderland? Or would she be better off staying in the lesser of two hells? The trip home could be a real killer. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kristin Allison. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/001236/bk_acx0_001236_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
NEW Revised and Expanded 2nd Edition! Are you curious about the vegan lifestyle? Do want to take care of your body - and the planet? Would you like to get healthy and build an attractive vegan body?If so, you must read Vegan: 30 Days of Vegan Recipes and Meal Plans for Increasing Your Health and Energy! You'll discover why you should go vegan NOW - and how to make this incredible diet work for you!It's time to reap the many rewards of the vegan lifestyle:Losing weight - and keeping it off Eating better and cleaner foods Making a difference in society and the world and Getting fitter and healthier - for life! Inside this fascinating book, you'll discover an easy-to-follow 30-day plan for adjusting to the vegan diet. This book provides easy daily recipes to tantalize your senses and keep you motivated to succeed with this revolutionary lifestyle!You can enjoy delicious vegan dishes for every meal of the day:Green, Mango, and Strawberry/Avocado Smoothies Creamy Chocolate Shakes Mock Peking Duck Pancakes Lemon and Citrus Couscous with Fennel and Chickpeas Adzuki Bean Burgers with Potato Wedges Asparagus, Potato and Squash Frittatas Tofu-Spinach Lasagna Shepherd's Pie with Thick Gravy And many more!Don't delay - Read Vegan: 30 Days of Vegan Recipes and Meal Plans for Increasing Your Health and Energy and make this healthy change today!Just scroll up and hit the BUY NOW WITH ONE CLICK button - it's fast and easy!
After being reformed for five years in the Wyoming pen, the celebrated criminal Mugs Birdsong decides to found a crime academy that will instruct lawmen on the ways of means of lawlessness. He sets up shop in an abandoned orphanage in Rock Springs, and soon is instructing classes in bank robbery, train robbery, and various other sterling occupations. He sells autographed wanted posters, and persuades a banker to let him stage a mock robbery at the bank, for the benefit of his students - and that's when the fun begins. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brad Wills. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/002537/bk_acx0_002537_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Wiping out humanity is his number one objective - until he meets her. Aramus has no patience or sympathy for the excuses humanity uses to hunt cyborgs down and eradicate them. He's put up with too much at their hands to ever forgive and forget. But all that changes when he rescues a fragile human doctor who refuses to see him as a machine. She teaches him that perhaps not all emotions are a weakness and that love can make even a cynical cyborg like him stronger. And for those who'd mock his change of view or threaten his female? Go ahead. His iron knuckles could use some exercise. Cyborgs: More Than Machines Series While the books can be listened to individually, for total enjoyment it is recommended you listen to them in order: Book 1 - C791 Book 2 - F814 Book 3 - B785 Book 4 - Aramus Book 5 - Seth 1. Language: English. Narrator: Logan McAllister. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/116455/bk_acx0_116455_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Write down this number: $1.2 billion! That’s how much students won in grant funding in just 2 ½ years when they applied the proven system you’ll find inside this audiobook. No more overwhelm! No more confusion! No more failure! Students’ success rates are soaring through the roof! Your success rate will skyrocket, too! In fact, you can triple your success rate by simply conducting a "pre-proposal contact" (secret 8) and "mock review" (secret 28). Inside this audiobook, you will learn all 30 time-tested secrets! Imagine how many more grants will get approved when you apply winning techniques from not-just-one but 80 expert grant professionals, using a simple, yet powerful 4-step process with checklists and worksheets to make your job easier, faster and more effective.Step 1: Develop Your Idea 2 Ways to Be Original and Attract FundersTimely Ideas that Attract Funders3 Ways to Solve Problems and Attract Funders3 Aspects of Compelling Ideas that Attract Funders21 Strategies for a Killer Sustainability Plan15-Second Elevator PitchAssess the Needs of Community First8 Basic Sections of a Winning ProposalStep 2: Research FundersLower Your Risk of FailureFind the Perfect KeywordsApproach Corporations StrategicallyApproach Foundations StrategicallyApproach Government Agencies StrategicallyApproach Individual Donors StrategicallyUse Linear and Nonlinear Approaches to FundingTriple Your Chances with Pre-Proposal ContactsStep 3: Customize Your ProposalAdopt the Right Winning AttitudeUse World-Class Writing TipsDress Up Your ProposalTriple Your Chances with Mock ReviewsStep 4: Respond to the Funder’s Decision 1. Language: English. Narrator: Phil Johncock. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/174565/bk_acx0_174565_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This book is a comprehensive, step-by-step and one-stop guide for the Java SE 8 Programmer II exam (IZ0-809). Salient features of this book include: 100% coverage of the exam topics, a full-length mock exam, practice exam questions, exam notes and tips. Oracle Certified Professional Java SE 8 Programmer II Guide (Exam IZ0-809) is a comprehensive guide for the OCPJP 8 exam. The book starts by answering frequently asked questions about the OCPJP 8 exam (Chapter 1). The book maps each exam topic into a chapter and covers 100% of the exam topics (next 12 Chapters). Exam topics are discussed using numerous programming and real-world examples. Each chapter ends with practice exam questions and a quick summary that revises key concepts covered in the chapter from exam perspective. After reading the main chapters, you can take the full-length mock exam to ensure that you have enough practice before actually taking the exam (Chapter 14). If you are an OCPJP 8 exam aspirant, this book is certainly for you. This book assumes that you are already familiar with Java fundamentals (that is in line with the prerequisite of having a OCAJP 8 certification before you take up the OCPJP 8 exam). This book will be a delectable read to you because of its simple language, example driven approach, easy-to-read style, and complete focus towards the exam. Salient Features - In-depth and 100% coverage of all 12 exam topics for the certification - Numerous illustrative programming and real-world examples - Hundreds of practice exam questions (including a full-length mock exam) What you will learn: - Have the necessary knowledge to clear the exam since 100% of the exam topics are covered to the required depth - clearly understand the scope and objectives of the exam, the technical topics covered in the exam, and type and level-of-difficulty of the exam questions (in short, you will clearly know what's exactly required for passing the exam) - get into an "exam mindset" by trying out hundreds of practice exam questions.
You’ll already know Greg Davies as Mr Gilbert, the psychotic Head of Sixth Form in 'The In-betweeners' (Channel 4) and 'The In-betweeners Movie', and as the most out-of-shape member of 'We Are Klang' (BBC Three).‘Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog’ is Greg’s hotly anticipated debut stand-up show. A critically lauded sell-out smash hit at the Edinburgh festival where it picked up a prestigious nomination for the Foster’s Comedy Award (formerly the Perrier) followed by a 100+ date, twice extended national tour. By spending months packing this show with hilarious content whilst simultaneously paying no attention to his diet or fitness levels Greg has ensured you're about to buy a show that is funny for the right and wrong reasons. Greg Davies has also appeared on 'Live at The Apollo', 'Have I Got News for You', and 'Ask Rhod Gilbert' (BBC One), 'Mock The Week', 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' and Frank Skinner’s 'Opinionated' (BBC Two), and '8 Out of 10 Cats' (Channel 4). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Greg Davies. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/univ/000084/pf_univ_000084_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.